Chicago Trip

Day 1″
Got up real ass early to have flight delayed we got on we got off we got to Chicago at 3

had dinner at Gage, cucumber fried sandwhich, Caleb had GOOD fish and chips, Reubens were to die for.

We went and touched the bean.

Then we got Wow Bao rolls filled with chocolate custard, recommended by cool server at gage.

We got beer on the river walk, then we went to some pther place and got beer at an irish place. Caleb and Cazes had a Hamms and Malort aka Chicago Handshake. Emerald Loop. California waiter who was actually from Michigan.

Day 2:
Woke up, Went to Wildberry For Breakfast. Cazes got the Vegan Hasbrowns with a side of Sausage.
Live and Linda went to Contemporary art museum and the converse store where they got shoelaces.
Cazes, Caleb the Ruby went to the color Factory. Then we tried to go to the top of the willis tower. But it was 129$ so we said hell no. Then we traveled to the legpo store and didn’t buy cazes any bluey legos. He had a hissy fit.
We walked to starebucks reserve roaster, we had the whiskey barrel aged cold brew and it was one of the best coffees ever. it was like having a whiskey drink without the problem. Then we got handed a bunch of free energy drinks on the way to the Harry potter store. At the HP store we got a Hedwig and also had a bunch of moral quandries about it.

We met with lind and liv. then they had the offee tooo.

then we all went to the mseuem of ice cream. Holy shiot that was expensive but totally worth it. We had great ice cream, we all took a bite of this hotdog ice cream thing that was gross as shit.

We went to Labriola’s fro pizza. We had a buraat deep dish, a procisutto and a regular thin crust cheese. Holy shit, that was some good crap. Everyone had a tummy ache except for Cazes cuz he can eat cheese l0ike a real man. Ruby was also a full grown man about the cheese.

Day 3
We went to the field museum and pokemon archeology thingy. Caleb walked ruby around the pokemon thing and spoke about literralyy everything. He was so giddy with excitement. Honestly I couldn’t tell if Ruby was just humoring him or actrually interested, either way Cazes Linda and Olivia marveled at the pokemon and talked shit about ugly people. Probably, i don’t remember.

Then we all got Hangry and went to Eleven Diner. And had great greasy food and coffee. Caleb had a patty melt.

Went to the Aquarium and had fun there. We all started to get real tired and caleb’s legs started to die. It was funny.

Then we went back to the field museum and saw sue the trex. We left and Went to dinner at the Dearborn. The Fish and chips (that beat bobby flay) that suckdd farts. but liv had parmesan gnocci that was to die for. Linda had some vegetarian mush that she lied about saying it was “good”. Dearborn was ass.

Day 4:
Stans donuts
Liv olivia and the ruby went on the Architecture boat tour. and Caleb and Cazes slept in and farted.

We all met after the boat ride and we were all angry at eachother. Then we went to this shitty medeterrain place and ate a little bit of food and everything was okay in the world.

Went to Dick Blik and bought some crap. Liv and RuRu went to Hello Kitty Cafe. Linda and Cazes walked to the Navy pier. Then Linda and cazes met Caleb at Portillos for Chicago Dogs. Liv and ruby waited for us because she thought we were leaving at 5 and that was not the case but due to poor communication on the Boys part they made her worry. But not to worry everything worked out and Cazes apologized for being an asshole.

Cazes, Liv and Caleb went to the Laugh Factory across town and saw some up and coming comedians. They had fun and cazes stopped being a grumpy fuck face after laughing at some shitty comedians. Then they went to surprisingly good conveyor belt sushi while linda and Ruby stayed at the hotel and watched crappy animal videos.

Day 5:
Got to airport. Linda punched a cop. The End.